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Sneaker Whores

Can’t really remember where I found this pic at but it definitely deserves a spot on my site playa. madeven

 

Slow Down…

My homies showed me this clip and I had to repost it.   Sometimes I feel all men think like this when a beautiful women passes and you genuinely just want to talk to her….

Of course penetration comes after!

SN: Causeway coming soon / SC coming soon

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JDMdecals.com

Happy Hollywood Hoes…

 

 

 

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Like Whoa!

Had to bring this back due to my homie’s curly ass head.  You know who I’m talking about.

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Paved in Gold

Yup. You knew I had to site rip this p!ece.  via canibeat

+ rep to AJ Gillett for snapping the photos; quote “Sometimes you own a certain chassis that you just get hooked on … like a drug.’

Stance, has to be the first word that came to mind when you laid eyes on this whip.

First thing I thought of was the fitment.   To have staggered a ride so low is incredibly ridiculous, in a good way.   One does have to bring up the topic of location.   When I show the average lame what real fitment is the first thing that comes to their mind is, qoute “Where tha hell can you drive with a car that low?!’

Well, mutha fucka… Where the roads are paved in GOLD.   I don’t blame them for thinking this way, it’s the same reason every tuner in my area ceases to follow the trend.  Our roads are shitty.   Potholes for miles, poor traffic conditions at green lights and roadwork;  which causes more problems then it guarantees to fix .   Oh…  don’t forget the crook’d cop either, cuz everyone’s gotta reach qouta by the end of the month! 

IF I had some real cash in my pocket, you’d definitely see the first stanced a#! Saturn.   I’d take a lesson learned by car owner, Serjey Anisonyan, and stagger my fitment.   I’d even go the full length for a turbo/intercooler kit for my baby.   Take note that Serjey went to even further lengths while choosing the finish, Macadania Metallic with blue flakes.   I must say, nice touch my friend.

Now, I know it’s not proper to assume shit and whatnot, but I would bet money there’s a turbo lurking under that hood, just spooling like nobody’s business.   Let’s see, some new headers, downpipe/exhaust kit… I’d be a fool not to mention  a wastegate!   I really appreciate the lip kit, though.    Subtle details many overlook that really bring the car’s demeanor together.   I’d love to add more photos, but sadly I wasn’t invited to the shootout.

Next time though, when the roads are paved in Gold I’ll go out and see whose whip is lower.    Until then lay back…

madeven

Flushas%#$!

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Ground Bison?

So in addition to stanced ass whips, hot chicks and Ill kicks I’ll be posting up the mad random photos of mad randomness I see on the daily.

Here we have what some believe to be a delicacy as far as cuisine goes.   I for one have exhausted my tongue in many things, not to be misinterpreted for being a freak, but I’ve dined at Bern’s Steakhouse where the meat is beyond my vernacular descriptiveness, bit my tongue eating Maui among Mermaids with a side of Lay’s chips and wrestled snakes just to take a massive bite of venom out of the a%#.

Throughout my conquests I’ve come upon some rare edibles, but never GROUND BISON.

I do believe I was shopping at Cosco’s in Coram, NY looking for Salmon when my Lil’ Cuzzo stopped me with an awed countenance and pointed at this monstrous piece of meat packaged to sell.  We shared a moment there, gazing upon the package, lost in the package, disgusted in the package… and for what?  Obviously I had to purchase the shit to try it!   So I did  and let me tell you, I’ll be the first to admit it if I was wrong for thinking less of GROUND BISON; but on this day I was not.   Maybe it was the seasonings I used ( I tend to overdo it sometimes ) or maybe I cooked it too fast ( tend to do that a lot ); but one fact’s for certain…

I’ll never waste my money on GROUND BISON again.  Lesson learned.

I won’t tell you what it tastes like or even what it smells like,  because I know your interest is peaked just enough for you to leave what ever seat you’re chilling on to go get some GROUND BISON… and I seriously hope you enjoy your experience.   And in conclusion: Smoke Cheeba Cheeba!!

madeven

Dinner & A Movie

Formula Drift – Society Showcase Vegas

Had to rip this coverage from FTLC, one of favorite go-to sites on the flush tip.

Seems like everyone else was having a ball last weekend while I was sadly doing my job delivering Subs to stingy customers (no one wants to tip drivers these days, strange times).   Maybe next time I’ll attend the event and hit you up side the head with some fantastic photos shot by yours truely.   Love these photos though.  Hope you enjoy them with a little Pharell and Robin Thicke, whom by the way are musical geniuses.

…and then there was a movie.

 

the offical FTLC photos here

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FTLC x ChronicClub: Get Stuck!!

ATTENTION:X:THE WORLD IS COVERED IN STICKERS!   For real, look around you.   Have you seen them, yet?   Everywhere you go, there’s a sticker stuck someplace, tucked away in the shadows where some lurking ass skateboarder stuck it after the nollie heel he freaked twelve times.    You know what I’m talking about; that time you went to the adult shop to get some “picture-books” and you saw that FTLC sticker on the traffic light, and you said to yourself, “How the f#*k did that get way up there?”, and in that instance some dude ran up to your whip and slapped a fat ass  Canibeat sticker on your windshield, driver side.   I’ll admit, that would be some ill shit and thankfully it hasn’t happened to you . . . yet.

Stickers are running fucking rampant around cities, being sold and given away online and at local skate shops, being spotted on everything from your front door to the ticket you got for parking in front of a fire hydrant; and oh!, the freaking hydrant has a sticker on it, too!  WTF, is anything or anyone safe from this sticky phenomenon arising from the cultural influences of the deck and art?   Hell NO!   Being a foot solider myself, always packing a set of stickers and a skateboard for quick getaways, I’ve known these streets and the sticky mayhem that goes on, under the RADAR with NOIS (No One In Sight).   I’ve thrown SkateSauce stickers over bumper stickers and slapped ugly chicks with Andre the Giant stickers, twice to cover the wrinkles.   I’ve slipped and lost mad stickers down the sewers of NY and uncovered some of the illest skate spots in VA, just to maim them with nine stickers at a time, marking my territory, just to come back and see a Sketchers sticker covering my RollingGolds tongue!   Who the f#*k?!   I’m taking prints, blowing them shits up, and making stickers out of the enemy’s most precious possession.   It’s rough out here, but I’ll be the first to say I LOVE this shit.  It’s like a new form of artistic expression, but you don’t have to do anything but pick the most random place to stick your shit (sounds like something else?), and take a nicely lit, well-angled photo of your work, then post and blog the shit out of it on the web.   ‘Cause what is this internet thing for if you can’t blog about what new sticker you slapped on a wall, c’mon.

Stickers are becoming almost as abundant as the number of blog sites there are in the world.   Every skateboard company, photographer, grocery store and homo couple have sticker packs out there.   For under 10 bucks you can get whatever you want nowadays, like online shopping, you can get Prada sneaks with a side of pork-chops and, guess what?!  STICKERS!!!   Throw them shits on your plate if you want or customize your girl’s tampon box with a couple, April fool’s b***h!!!   Sneak a few in your school and slap’em on your friends lockers, or even better, the teacher’s grade book, f#*k the last project of the year, these shits are more permanent than super-glue No. 45, baby!!   Your moms won’t let you paint your  room, stick that shit up withDGK, RollingGold and Expedition.   This is just practice, though.   Sooner or later, your sticker crave will grow, something like a vampire’s need for blood.   You’ll start to crave taller, wider, more graffiti’ed walls and stick your stickers on public monuments, giving the ordinary structure a new face lift daily.   Your blog will get more hits and chicks will come out of heaven for you.   Well, not really, but if you throw some switch tre flips in the mix, something’s gonna happen, right?!   Maybe some feebz here and there, a couple late cab flips and get your vert on.

True, True but anyway, any day you catch a random dude slapping stickers over there, you know it’s going to be a hectic day, so keep camo in your trunk and your camera on 15fps.   You never know, you might see me zooming butt-naked down a set slapping stickers on a wall at 9sps (stickers per second). And in conclusion: FUCK THE POLICE.

madeven

ps. taken and edited  from my chronicclub account  RIP to good memories